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Post  tolstoydreamcastfan on Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:10 pm

give it your best shot no more than three though

1-yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
2- yo momma is so fat a bear hibernated in her butt
3-yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
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Post  sillyokid on Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:15 pm

tolstoydreamcastfan wrote:give it your best shot no more than three though

1-yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
2- yo momma is so fat a bear hibernated in her butt
3-yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
yo momma so poor she lived in a 2 story dorito bag with a dog named chip!
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Post  TheHandofOdd on Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:15 pm

tolstoydreamcastfan wrote:give it your best shot no more than three though

1-yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
2- yo momma is so fat a bear hibernated in her butt
3-yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade

1 - Yo momma is so stupid she thought a light saber had fewer calories.... get it cause Light sabers are "light".
2 - Yo momma is so fat jabba the hut said "damn!!!"
3 - Yo momma is so dumb she kept saying "Am not" to R2!

yea you gotta love robot chicken.
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Post  sillyokid on Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:17 pm

TheHandofOdd wrote:
tolstoydreamcastfan wrote:give it your best shot no more than three though

1-yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
2- yo momma is so fat a bear hibernated in her butt
3-yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade

1 - Yo momma is so stupid she thought a light saber had fewer calories.... get it cause Light sabers are "light".
2 - Yo momma is so fat jabba the hut said "damn!!!"
3 - Yo momma is so dumb she kept saying "Am not" to R2!

yea you gotta love robot chicken.
yo momma so poor when you were a kid you ate cereal with a fork to save milk!
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Post  Spade on Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:35 pm

yo mama so dumb i told that bitch to do the robot now r2d2 has aids.
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Post  MLSUSA on Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:15 pm

Yo mamma's so fat she's on BOTH sides of the family Shocked
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Post  NixonTech2071 on Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:30 pm

Yo mommas so poor, when she went into a dope selling house, she was told to get out because she couldnt afford getting high in the ghetto FOR FREE!!!
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Post  tolstoydreamcastfan on Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:30 am

yo mama's so fat not even Bill Gates could afford to pay for her life-o-suckchion(how ever you spell)
yo mamas so stupid her teacher told her to do an essay and came back the next day pregenet
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Post  DethPanada on Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:54 pm

yo mommas........yo sisters mothers brother, sisters cousin's uncle twice removed's aunts little brothers sister!
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Post  SoliDSnakE on Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:20 pm

yo mommas so fat she uses the highway as a slip and slide
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mommas so fat when she goes to disney land the lil kids wanna ride her
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! (thats one of my favs lol! )
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! (i bet one of the moderaters will remove that one xD)
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

I AM THE KING OF YO MOMMA JOKES DONT MESS W/ ME!!!

edit: woops thats more than 3, oh well just pick 3 then ignore the rest
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Post  DethPanada on Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:30 pm

SoliDSnakE wrote:yo mommas so fat she uses the highway as a slip and slide
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mommas so fat when she goes to disney land the lil kids wanna ride her
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! (thats one of my favs lol! )
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! (i bet one of the moderaters will remove that one xD)
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

I AM THE KING OF YO MOMMA JOKES DONT MESS W/ ME!!!

edit: woops thats more than 3, oh well just pick 3 then ignore the rest

ahahaha good ones!
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Post  tolstoydreamcastfan on Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:44 pm

SoliDSnakE wrote:yo mommas so fat she uses the highway as a slip and slide
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mommas so fat when she goes to disney land the lil kids wanna ride her
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! (thats one of my favs lol! )
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! (i bet one of the moderaters will remove that one xD)
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

I AM THE KING OF YO MOMMA JOKES DONT MESS W/ ME!!!

edit: woops thats more than 3, oh well just pick 3 then ignore the rest
i said your limited to three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post  DethPanada on Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:09 pm

tolstoydreamcastfan wrote:
SoliDSnakE wrote:yo mommas so fat she uses the highway as a slip and slide
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mommas so fat when she goes to disney land the lil kids wanna ride her
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! (thats one of my favs lol! )
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! (i bet one of the moderaters will remove that one xD)
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

I AM THE KING OF YO MOMMA JOKES DONT MESS W/ ME!!!

edit: woops thats more than 3, oh well just pick 3 then ignore the rest
i said your limited to three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*John heder*
your mom i limited o 3 tongue
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Post  tolstoydreamcastfan on Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:54 pm

yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
yo mama so poor that she got a cardboard box,put an x on it,and said heres you x-box
yo mama so fat that when a bus hit her she said "who threw that rock?"
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